Hoser'd: Reloaded at Kilobots X

Hoser'd: Reloaded was an Antweight robot built by Fingertech Robotics that competed at Kilobots events. Hoser'd: Reloaded utilized a very wide and heavy overhead spinning bar, utilizing a pair of shuffling "legs" in order to make weight. The successor to Hoser'd, Hoser'd: Reloaded was almost entirely rebuilt and shared very few, if any, components with its predecessor, but despite a third place finish at its peak, it did not have the same level of success as its predecessor.

Robot History[edit | edit source]

Kilobots IX[edit | edit source]

Hoser'd: Reloaded's first opponent was wedgebot Glitch 2. Hoser'd: Reloaded lost this fight and dropped into the loser's bracket.

Hoser'd: Reloaded then fought Johnson Junior. Hoser'd: Reloaded lost once again, and was eliminated from the tournament.

WarBots Xtreme III[edit | edit source]

Hoser'd: Reloaded was matched against drum spinner Quiver. Hoser'd: Reloaded won this fight in destructive fashion, smashing the top panel off of Quiver to advance.

Hoser'd: Reloaded then fought teammate Kitbot. Hoser'd Reloaded won this fight and advanced.

Hoser'd: Reloaded was then matched up against Buggy 2. Hoser'd: Reloaded lost this fight and dropped into the loser's bracket.

Now competing for a place in the tournament finals, Hoser'd: Reloaded faced Glitch 2 once again. Hoser'd: Reloaded lost, exiting the tournament in third place.

Kilobots X[edit | edit source]

Hoser'd: Reloaded's first match was against Up-Right. Hoser'd: Reloaded won this fight and advanced.

Hoser'd: Reloaded then faced lifter Wizard Beard. This fight started with Hoser'd: Reloaded spinning up, and delivering several devastating hits to Wizard Beard, bending the lifting arm. Wizard Beard then drove under Hoser'd: Reloaded, causing it to flip itself over and bounce around arena. Hoser'd: Reloaded bounced towards Wizard Beard and delivered a hit, flipping Wizard Beard and nearly knocking it out. Both robots self-righted, however it became clear that Hoser'd: Reloaded had damaged a drive servo while bouncing. This allowed Wizard Beard to easily shove Hoser'd: Reloaded out the drop-off zone for the KO. Hoser'd: Reloaded had no further fights at this event for unknown reasons.

Kilobots XVI Spectrum[edit | edit source]

Hoser'd: Reloaded is flipped by Metroid

Returning to combat after three years without competing, Hoser'd: Reloaded had an unenviable draw in drum spinner Metroid. While much of this fight is lost, what is known is that Metroid broke one of Hoser'd: Reloaded's shuffling pods and some of its bodywork, while Hoser'd: Reloaded's weapon stopped working. Metroid continued to attack, flipping Hoser'd: Reloaded over. Unable to self-right, Hoser'd: Reloaded was counted out. It had no further fights at this event, possibly due to damage suffered against Metroid. This would be the final fight that Hoser'd: Reloaded ever had, and it remains retired to this day.

Results[edit | edit source]

Season Event Opponent(s) Results
Kilobots IX Antweight Division Glitch 2 Lost
Johnson Junior Lost
WarBots Xtreme III Antweight Division Quiver Won
KitBot Won
Buggy 2 Lost
Glitch 2 Lost
Kilobots X Antweight Division Up-Right Won
Wizard Beard Lost
Kilobots XVI Spectrum BattleAnts Metroid Lost

Wins/Losses[edit | edit source]

  • Wins: 3
  • Losses: 6
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